Post your funny noob encounters in World of Warcraft.

A noob is usually referred to as a person who new to the game but has been playing for a while. Often we can find ourselves laughing at a noob, but I am asking you to give a noob a break. Here is my noob encounter story:
When World of Warcraft went live a long time ago I ran into another level 20 warrior (I myself a level 20 warrior), who was wearing leather. I later found out he was a leather worker. The irony in this is that he didnt know he could wear mail. I was a blacksmith so I made him some mail armor and we became good friends. He later on farmed and created a whole scorpid set for my hunter.